If you work in anything that resembles an office, chances are you have coworkers who resemble Dilbert's. Maybe your boss doesn't have pointy hair, but he (or she) probably more than once has used meaningless business speak to cover a lack of knowledge--and fooled exactly no one. A guy in the next cubicle probably shows up each day just for the free coffee, and another probably works like a crazy-woman hoping for a little recognition. Dilbert creator Scott Adams includes them all. Any resemblance to your actual coworkers is intentional (and hilarious). Get a head start on each day's office craziness with this best-selling Dilbert calendar that features a full-color cartoon on every page.
The Complete Runner's Day-by-Day Log 2015 Calendar
This spiral-bound calendar/log is a perennial favorite of runners of all skill levels. This log's useful format includes space for recording times and miles and for making notes. The full-color photographs, valuable tips, and inspirational quotes motivate the beginner and experienced runner alike. The insightful monthly essays by Marty Jerome separate this running log from the pack.
Even the most finicky of cat people will instantly recognize the truth and humor in Yasmine Surovec's keen and quirky observations on the hilariously complex relationship between cats and the humans they put up with. The 2016 calendar features many of the funniest and most popular comics from Yasmine Surovec's top-selling CAT vs HUMAN books.
Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks on the Planet!
Every day is April Fools' Day. Pure heaven for the prankster, Pranklopedia is as indispensable a compilation of pranks as Jokelopedia is a collection of jokes. Written by longtime Nickelodeon Magazine editor in chief Julie Winterbottom, Pranklopedia is a complete prank encyclopedia. It includes over 70 pranks, with step-by-step directions; a full-color, sixteen-page insert of supplementary materials, including "tasty " soup can labels (mmm, Cream of Sparrow Soup! ) and a "winning " lottery ticket; recipes for such essential prank-stuff as fake snot, fake vomit, fake ice cream; tips on how to pull the perfect prank; profiles of famous pranks and pranksters; even a prank woven right into the book-spot the fake entries in the Prankster Hall of Fame. As for the pranks themselves-they're priceless. Classics like short sheeting the bed and the dancing dollar. There's the crude-mouse turds in ice-and really crude-make fake, edible dog poop. And there are pranks especially good to pull on your parents- deliver the "Take Your Teacher Home Day " letter from school and watch them freak out. One word of caution: Use common sense in deciding how often to use Pranklopedia, or you might find yourself looking for a new place to live. .
The Year in Space 2016 Wall Calendar, Large Format 16" x 22" When Open, Over 120 Astronomy & Space Exploration Images, Moon Phases, Space History, Sky Events, Intro by Bill Nye, Planetary Society CEO
Spend the Year In Space with this award-winning large-format desk calendar, published in cooperation with The Planetary Society, and featuring an introduction by Bill Nye! Larger and more lavishly illustrated than any other space calendar published, The Year In Space takes you on a year-long guided tour of the Universe. Travel to the Andromeda Galaxy, fly the lunar module with the astronauts of Apollo 9, learn about The Planetary Society's Light Sail spacecraft, uncover the mysteries of Iapetus, study gravitational lensing, ride along with the Curiosity Rover on Mars, visit Jupiter's Great Red Spot, and more. Each month you'll enjoy an in-depth exploration of human space flight, planetary exploration, or deep sky wonders; multiple images and detailed captions; a mini-biography of famous astronomer, scientist, or astronaut related to the topic; background info and fun facts; a sky summary of where to find naked-eye planets; space history dates; major holidays (U.S. and Canada); daily Moon phases graphically displayed; room for notes and appointments. Find out for yourself why The Year In Space was voted "Science Geek Gift of the Year" by the NBC News Digital Cosmic Log website. The Year In Space appeals to a broad range of ages and is the perfect gift for space fans, whether you're an astrophysicist or an 8-year-old. Spend the Year In Space with The Planetary Society!
Spend your days with the Fab Four! Thirteen spreads feature collectible, stunning full-color and black & white images that you'll want to keep forever. 16-month calendar includes the last 4 months of 2015 so you can start using it right away. 11.5" x 11.5".
Donald Verger 2016 Sea Glass Fine Art Nature Wall Calendar. 12x12. Best quality unique Romantic Valentines Day gift for women, men & kids
Donald Verger 2016 SEA GLASS Calendar is available as a beautiful 12" x 12" stapled wall calendar. Donald Verger displays nature's softening of human edges. Captivated by their quiet allure, Donald approaches his representation of sea glass as he does his landscapes and flowers - with a patient watching for each moment to reveal its essential beauty. The simplest, quietest of treasures are arranged in this collection in gentle patterns, bringing life to waves of jade and cobalt, lavender, rose and the rarest of ruby and mandarin shades. See Donald's growing inventory of calendars also available on Amazon com. Made in the USA.
Photographer Sophie Gamand’s soggy and sweet canines have captured the hearts of dog lovers. Featuring her endearing portraits of pampered pooches at bath time, this 16-month calendar highlights 13 adorable mutts at their most miserable.
Introducing a modern, appealing, exciting new idea in Bible calendars. Combining gorgeous, hand-lettered Bible verses—cited chapter and verse from multiple versions of the Bible—with lively graphics, Illustrated Bible Verses offers inspiration with every glance. Each month will lift the spirit, soothe the soul, and encourage contemplation. And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.—Romans 8:28